This is the President: My Fellow Americans...

These are momentous times we live in... As your Commander-in-Chief, I am sad to inform you that you are a Citizen of the World's Biggest Bankruptcy Case. We, in your government, are doing everything possible to keep the "ship of state" afloat. "The Fed" and your Government are creating money as fast as we can, and rest assured the bail-out of the privileged few will be completed, with borrowed money of course...(well of course, it's your money), as soon as we can "cut the checks" and get them in the mail. After all is said and done, what is another trillion or so here, and a couple of trillion there...? Thank you for your patience and kind attention, and God bless America!